Filed under More Glories of Socialism. For those thinking Big Brother bestows all blessings upon the Little People for free, think again. When government is in charge, a license and a fee for Everything is in order, including separate licenses for breathing: one for inhalation, another for exhalation. Hyperbolic? Not when the Nanny State makes the life-and-death choices for you. Another side benefit: nobody wants to work. Why bother?