Mary Jo Kopechne: left to suffocate slowly in a submerged car by “The Lion Of The Senate.” Unavailable to testify.
Christine Blasey Ford, former posh preppie, now middle-aged smalltime Trump-hating Social Justice Warrior in an obscure California college. Suddenly confronted with a shot at the Big Time! Answers Dem Party casting call!
“Wanted: Anita Hill impersonator with some connection (however slight) to latest Conservative Supreme Court nominee. Needs to be fully fluent in #MeToo Victim schtick & willing to embroider/improvise tearfully on any possible encounter with said Court nominee. Low risk endeavor, potential high-end dividends: lucrative lecture circuit fees, limos, permanent celebrity & sainthood among the Prog set and sympathetic Media! Contact Dianne Feinstein, U.S. Senate, Washington DC.”
A cursory look at the Holton Arms Animal House yearbooks (now suddenly scrubbed from the Internet) reveals the oversexed, drug/alcohol FEMALE teen culture of the 1980s from which this dewy maiden sprang.