Juanita Broadrick: credible allegations of rape by one Bill Clinton and not-so-veiled threats from chief kneecapper Hillary “Bruno” Clinton. Ready and willing to testify under oath.
Mary Jo Kopechne: left to suffocate slowly in a submerged car by “The Lion Of The Senate.” Unavailable to testify.
Christine Blasey Ford, former posh preppie, now middle-aged smalltime Trump-hating Social Justice Warrior in an obscure California college. Suddenly confronted with a shot at the Big Time! Answers Dem Party casting call!
“Wanted: Anita Hill impersonator with some connection (however slight) to latest Conservative Supreme Court nominee. Needs to be fully fluent in #MeToo Victim schtick & willing to embroider/improvise tearfully on any possible encounter with said Court nominee. Low risk endeavor, potential high-end dividends: lucrative lecture circuit fees, limos, permanent celebrity & sainthood among the Prog set and sympathetic Media! Contact Dianne Feinstein, U.S. Senate, Washington DC.”
![All good little virgins who always tell the truth and are always to be believed.](https://www.dittoville.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Virginal.jpg)
A cursory look at the Holton Arms Animal House yearbooks (now suddenly scrubbed from the Internet) reveals the oversexed, drug/alcohol FEMALE teen culture of the 1980s from which this dewy maiden sprang.
Pardon our life-weary cynicism, but to paraphrase Oscar Levant on Doris Day, we all knew Blasey Ford BEFORE she was a virgin.
![The good girls of Holton Arms reports to Headmistress Feinstein about that awwwwwfulll Brett Kavanaugh and his friends.](https://www.dittoville.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Belles1.jpg)
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