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It appears that cuckoo segments of our PC-infected society pop down Lewis Carroll’s famous rabbit hole of insane, alternative realities almost on a daily basis. Perhaps a little repeated grounding in reality is just what the doctor ordered. Drink me!

The latest lunacy, curioser and curioser:

[Making room here for countless, inevitable UPDATES yet to come.]

UPDATE 3/22/24: The case of a lawyer persecuted for stating a few obvious biological facts online is another sad reminder that the sun has not only set on the British Empire but that Great Britain seems determined to envelope itself entirely in Woke darkness.

 

UPDATE 3/7/24: Still insanely high on the charts in the Absurdity Sweepstakes is the trans/drag lunacy, now a clear and present danger to the consumer public. Runway warning lights are flashing about what’s happened to the rainbow-streaked Skies of United. Flyers beware! 

Woke and wacky United Airlines CEO, mixing business with pleasure out of the office!

UPDATE 2/21/24: Witness a total brain smash-up as an intersectional trio of runaway ideologies (gender, race, climate) collide in central downtown Wokeville. This cerebral calamity stars the former Richard Levine, now Admiral Rachel, holding forth on climate change’s specific impact on Blacks.

UPDATE 2/14/24: President Magoo is apparently demented enough to get a pass on those classified documents stashed in open boxes behind his Corvette but not demented enough to be shown the door out of the White House. 

UPDATE 2/6/24: Lest one give any credibility to the fantasized Bergdorf-Goodman assignation between Trump and the deranged Carroll creature, watch her on her ’90s interview program and grit your teeth at our warped justice system.

 

UPDATE 2/1/24: Where else but in today’s Woke Wonderland can we expect to find rank absurdity piled upon surreal nonsense covered with the putrid goo of self-glorifying insanity? Any problem with a fully-grown male identifying as a competitive teenage female swimmer? Sure! Why not? Lest one think this is just the raving of a lone loon, such madness is now very much at home in mainstream academe. One huge parody of reality.

You got a problem with this? 

UPDATE 1/25/24: The DEIification of United Airlines is simply beyond parody. How great is this? When flying, you can breathe easy knowing, straight from the mouth of United Airlines drag queen CEO, that they’re hiring their pilots based, first and foremost, on “diversity.” No problem that pilot may not be able to ride a two-wheeler bike without training wheels, but rest assured he/she/it is drawn from “diverse” humanity… or at least something mercifully other than a White male. Phew!!

If unabashed DEI policies themselves don’t put you off, check out the consequences of such policies on the way United Airlines operates. Unfortunately for them, they are now on public record harassing the wife, child and dog of a very visible public figure…who’s understandably furious and in a position to put much-deserved screws to them.

 

UPDATE 12/7/23: Elevation of Taylor Swift to TIMEless icon status is one of many dead canaries in the coal mine of our deteriorating culture. We’re told by Time Magazine that this billionaire rock chick is the most inspiring, most important, biggest, best, wonderfulest person (presumably taking into account ALL 873+ genders) of the year, and the clueless young (and their stupid adult enablers) are All In!

Only two of the thousand-and-one awesome, fascinating, matchless facets of this 21st century genius.

UPDATE 12/6/23: Following up on exposure of Harvard’s pure evil and rot in the Congressional grilling of its hyper-Woke President, America’s most prestigious university further embarrasses itself with a course on our century’s answer to Dead White Guys like Shakespeare, Plato, Mozart, George Washington. (That’s White Girl Taylor Swift, dummy!...as if there was anyone of more importance to serious thinkers of our times.) Look at and listen, if you dare, to the trans poet offering this course, here giving free verse his best shot. 

Once again, we swear this isn’t the Babylon Bee or The Onion or SNL. 

By order of  members from both political Parties, Fetterman is now obliged to dress like a sentient, dignified adult. 

Forced to wear a coat & tie, but forever a slob, just lipstick on a pig.

UPDATE 9/21/23: It was only a matter of time until they came for Washington and Jefferson.

One by one they are dismantling America and its founders; and, along with those men, the fundamental documents they gave us, the Constitution first and foremost. 

UPDATE 9/21/23: It was only a matter of time until they came for Washington and Jefferson, and sensible, Progressive NYC leads the way.

One by one they are dismantling America and its founders; and, along with those men, the fundamental documents they gave us, the Constitution first and foremost. 

UPDATE 9/21/23: One more telling expression of this total subversion of America is the move allowing a brain-damaged U.S. Senator to wander about the U.S. Senate chambers like a mental patient (which he is) in a hoodie and shorts. Manners and etiquette, personal appearance and deportment are directly related to a society’s survival…or total breakdown.

That this relaxation of dress standards for the U.S. was pushed by no less than Party leader Schumer is a good sign of nervous desperation now that NJ Senator Menendez may very well be on the way out. Getting caught literally with bribery cash on his person is a bit embarrassing even for today’s Dem Party. Take away the neurologically-challenged Fetterman, and the Dems edge perilously close to losing their majority.

Debonair Dem Donkey in Distress.

 

It’s come to this. The inmates are now literally running the asylum. 

UPDATE 9/17/23: One more bit of contemporary insanity that goes beyond parody. A gynecologist has come under fire for refusing to treat men pretending to be women because…well…they’re not women. That this is a subject of debate in locales other than the local psychiatric ward beggars belief.

 

UPDATE 9/14/23: One journalist, under fire for the heartless refusal to go along with the pronoun nonsense, states the problem with accommodating this lunacy:

“The principle is simple,” Rufo said. “I don’t want to offend this person. Maybe she’s a nice person, obviously somewhat troubled, having some difficulties. But I’m not going to let them make me lie, because if they can force me to lie about the basic fabric of reality, man and woman, they can force me to lie about anything.”

UPDATE 9/5/23: We have gone through the Looking Glass, crossed the line from rationality into TotalNonsenseLand. No southern border, men can be women, funny money printed up by the trillions, lawless cities, a demented figurehead in the White House, a Woke/DEI military replacing a fighting force, global lockdowns for “health” reasons, modern technology outlawed to “save the planet,” legal suppression of anyone raising an objection to this suicidal trajectory….

The Deep State/One World types, best represented by the inexplicable, unthinkable Obama episode, happily carry on the creation of this fog of lies & illogic, progressively emboldened to go as far as they are allowed to destabilize us. It’s all made possible by the obtuse Leftist citizenry slavishly backing them up, even to the point of their own self-destruction.

When we have no country left, when Obama’s “transformation” is complete, there will be no going back.

 

 

UPDATE 7/9/23: An American Indian chief from the Coosuk Abenaki Nation has requested that Ben & Jerry follow through on their own Independence Day weekend directive to all Americans demanding a return of THEIR land in Vermont where THEIR headquarters are. The proudly Commie Ice Cream Kings have reportedly promised that the revised deed(s) will be “in the mail” any day now.

UPDATE 7/9/23: Criminalizing the use of “wrong” pronouns stands out as among the maddest of developments growing out of Obama’s Permanent Civil War (PCW). The motive behind such denial of objective reality is actually a deadly weapon of mass psychological warfare right out of Orwell.

UPDATE 7/7/23: Despite what Vera Lynn sang expressing the sentiment those steely Brits weathering the Blitz lived by, things have devolved to a point where There Will NOT Always Be An England. Judge for yourself, witnessing this mockery of a knighthood, the highest honor bestowable upon a citizen of the British Commonwealth. 

A MALE artist named Grayson Perry receiving a knighthood dressed just so “in honor of the King.”

UPDATE 6/13/23: Biden’s embarrassing “Pride” celebration at the White House is apparently not playing well. Big surprise.

UPDATE 6/12/23: Watch the video of topless trannies flashing on the White House lawn today in a celebration of “Pride Month.” And hear the alleged POTUS slobber over the giddy celebrants as “the bravest and most inspiring people I’ve ever known.” We are witnessing yet another example of Obama’s “Transformation,” in this case crossing the borderlines between rational, civilized social behavior and lawless contempt. This blatant sort of subversion was evident in Biden himself and pointed out as far back as his notably ugly display opposite Paul Ryan in the 2012 VP debates.  Discarding manners and normalizing rude & crude is one of many ways of undermining an entire society, and the powers that be have chosen the perfect person to lead down that road to perdition.

UPDATE 5/24/23: Most everything coming out of BrandonWorld belongs in Wonderland, but proudly hiring suitcase klepto and all-round weirdo Sam Brinton in the first place should be remembered in our political/social history for the sick madness it is..

UPDATE 5/21/23: How long can a society survive when its criminals are treated as pitiable victims and those standing up to them are treated as criminals? The Daniel Penny case needs to be the road back to a lawful society, a complete turnabout from the lawless one the George Floyd lie brought on.

 

UPDATE 5/12/23: Just quote Trans absurdity word for word, and you’ve hit comedy paydirt. The only downside is Ricky Gervais’ senseless qualifier afterwards.

 

UPDATE 4/19/23: Returning to the Senate from months in a psychiatric ward looking like a mental patient in a rumpled gym suit, John Fetterman says, “…treatment works.” If he says so, it must be true. And judging by the clarity of his first speech back, this sad sack of brittle bones is Daniel Webster reincarnated. 

UPDATE 4/9/23: Following their Mafia-inspired playbook, the Left has forced corporations to include trannies like the ultra-weird Mulvaney in their ad programs…or else. Next is major shakedown protection money…or else. Rhetorical question: can it get any crazier?

Kid Rock has a decidedly un-Woke response. $Billion$ worth of lost revenue indicates a lot of kindred spirits out there. 

UPDATE 4/3/23: The upside down world just got more off-balance as the usual suspects come out sympathizing with the Trans community after the Nashville shooting.

UPDATE 4/2/23: Wonderland is getting very, very crowded as satire becomes reality and humor becomes VERY serious indeed. Some animals are indeed more equal than others in a newly “transformed” banana republic called Amerika. 

 

UPDATE 3/29/23: How crazy will it get? Is there a limit to this insanity? Why should anyone trust the government? We are living in an age of ABSURDITY piled upon ABSURDITY as any perceptive examination of our times makes obvious. This can also be diagnosed as normalized mendacity aka Lie+Lie+Lie ad infinitum= Big Lie. In the words of the commentator below, we live in “an extremely, socially/politically, perverse period of history.”

For the latest in socio-political perversity, see today’s GUN CONTROL post regarding “Trans genocide.” 

 

UPDATE 3/23/23: It’s all morphing into one big Monty Python episode. West Point, once the ultimate training ground for our highest military commanders, is requiring sensitivity training regarding the use of people’s preferred pronouns. Apparently this is the latest thing in fighting wars and a reassuring step toward solving little things like open borders and dealing with Russia and China. 

And what’s good for the Army goes for the Navy too. “As Secretary of the Navy, I have made climate one of my top priorities.”

UPDATE 3/21/23: The whole bizarre Trans thing has joined “climate change” as one more attempt to normalize the absurd. This poisoning of truth and common decency is a prerequisite for destabilizing sane, healthy life, and the ensuing social chaos leading to totalitarian political power. Naturally, unprincipled mediocrities like a Joe Biden riding atop this power wave will join right in with anything they know full well is ridiculous, not to mention evil.

Behold the President of the United States publicly hosting a silly freak like Dylan Mulvaney at the White House just to pander to the Trans crowd. Welcome to Wonderland. 

 

 

UPDATE 4/6/23: The Fetterman saga remains firmly in Wonderland which pegs the Woke voters of Pennsylvania and their Mad Tea Democratic Party as the hosts responsible for this voyage into the absurd.

Everything is absolutely normal and under control. Move on. 

UPDATE 3/3/23: Alice’s Wonderland 2023 is getting very crowded as we’re insistently told that barely ambulatory stroke victim John Fetterman is carrying out his Senatorial duties at full steam from his bed in a psychiatric hospital. 

Phantom Senator. 

 

UPDATE 2/20/23: A posted story online frankly exposing sexual deviant, kleptomaniac  and now former BrandonWorld token hiree Sam Brinton (see “Alice’s PC Wonderland”, 12/11-16/23) as a serial liar still insists on using HIS (not “their”) chosen pronouns “they” and “them.” This in itself contributes to the entire lie running amok through our culture of “non-binary” biological sex. Brinton is one (1) man, not multiple people of indeterminate chromosomal make-up on a fictitious “gender spectrum.” Things have now metastasized into legally forcing rational people (“deniers”) to participate in this folly.

Here is an example of one adult who refuses to go along with this madness, even at the risk of losing her granddaughter. Doubtless, this is a dilemma facing many good, sane people nowadays.

 

UPDATE 2/1/21: This is a sorely neglected post due to oversight and definitely not for any scarcity of the absurd. Seeking a place for the 2021 Woke marketplace’s politicized redefinition of “beauty” brings us here. The girl on the left (Left) got a modeling contract because her stepmother is Kamala Walla. We know life isn’t fair, but does it have to be ridiculous? Particularly since the  woman on the right (Right) was never deemed beautiful, glamorous or fashionable enough to make it on any  mainstream fashion magazine cover over the last four years.

UPDATE 7/19/18: Remiss at adding regular absurdities here, but this one featuring a…um…er…full-figured, pea-brained SJW writing for Cosmo, posing practically nude in Times Square and expressing delighted OUTRAGE at the reaction brought me immediately to this side of Alice’s Looking Glass. And now I shall leave. Quickly.

UPDATE 11/1/17: Among the female dazzlers making Glamour Magazine’s “Women Of The Year” list: Linda Sarsour, Maxine Waters…There was a time when the word “glamour” meant Ginger Rogers, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor, Grace Kelly. I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more, Toto.

A University of Illinois-Urbana professor, backed up by the administration that hired her, has decreed that math is another form of White privilege. Came from the Greeks. White, you know. In other words, insisting that students of color learn that 2+2=4 is yet another form of racism. Presumably, 2+2 should be 5, 7, 8, 113, whatever one wishes, like one’s gender.

Responsive grounding: Perhaps the U-Ill-Urbana administration that offers and encourages such claptrap might sorely miss the revenue withdrawn by sensible tuition-paying parents and Illinois taxpayers unwilling to underwrite this absurdity.