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It appears that cuckoo segments of our PC-infected society pop down Lewis Carroll’s famous rabbit hole of insane, alternative realities almost on a daily basis. Perhaps a little repeated grounding in reality is just what the doctor ordered. Drink me!

The latest lunacy, curioser and curioser:

[Making room here for countless, inevitable UPDATES yet to come.]

UPDATE 5/11/22: A porous, virtually non-existent border, and now a Disinformation Governance Board. How do BrandonWorld’s Keystone Cops keep topping themselves in reaching new lows of face-plant black comedy?

UPDATE 5/4/22: Nothing untoward these days to state that we are living in an absurdist Wonderland of the Left’s making. The purpose can be for no other reason that to destabilize the general population in order to control them.

UPDATE 4/17/22: Even snarky Bill Maher has been forced to go reasonable and rational in face of the Woke clown show currently dominating the international narrative.

UPDATE 3/29/22: “Fat Studies” inspires world-class troller Steve Crowder to brave the higher levels of academic scholarship to present a paper for New Zealand’s Massey University entitled ““Embracing Fatness as Self-Care in the Era of Trump.” Today’s goof is tomorrow’s gospel truth. Stay ahead of the curve…or at least ahead of that beautiful, proud roll of FAT.

Steve Crowder goes undercover as Fat Studies scholar “Sea Matheson.” Irresistible! Like Twinkies!

 

UPDATE 3/15/22: Moving beyond mere gaslighting to full-blown insanity,  madly Woke USA TODAY makes a mockery of feminism and femininity to name Richard/Rachel Levine its Woman Of The Year. That plucky organ of fairness the Babylon Bee balances things out with typical hilarity by honoring him as their Man Of The Year. 

Voting for Democrats is like voting to give yourself a pay cut — while also inviting the most annoying person you know to yell at you about how awful you are.” Laura Ingraham

UPDATE 3/12/22: We find ourselves rubbing our eyes in disbelief multiple times on a daily basis as the activities of today’s Democratic Party make life in America seem to be one gigantic Mad Tea Party. A new gay pledge of allegiance taught to school age kids by Pete Buttigieg’s beloved other half takes the cake this week.

UPDATE 3/2/22: Rest easy: Sleepy Joe’s got it covered. Putin will “‘never gain the hearts and souls of the *Iranian* people.'”

And if you’re still worried about him, relax. We’ve got Kamala for backup:

“So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So basically, that’s wrong.”

And should either of these stalwart leaders of the free world falter in their sworn duties, no worries. Third in line is the alert, totally appropriate Nancy to head the column of American progress.

Nancy’s big “burn pits” moment, now destined for immortality alongside the Big Rip. One wag compared it to the reflexive, salivating excitement his dog displays at the sound of crumpling cellophane.

 

UPDATE 2/16/22: The appointment of a proudly depraved exhibitionist for a government position affecting national security brings to mind the disintegrating decadence of ancient Rome. 

UPDATE 2/11/22: Our inclusive Brandon administration has now appointed a proudly gender fluid, kinky sex weirdo to oversee disposal of atomic waste good for poisoning whole populations if mishandled and something terrorist bomb-makers would be very eager to confiscate and/or steal. Moving from the square, dutiful, ultra-responsible bureaucrat to this self-created freak is ideal Woke progress and a living nightmare for those of us grounded on earth. And don’t be put off by his (their/its) alter-ego handle: Sister Ray-Dee-O-Active. Sam Brinton aka Sister RDOA has found ITS perfect calling, and it has found IT.

And the next logical appointment is…

UPDATE 1/22/22: There’s never any shortage of surrealism in the World of Woke. Gavin Newsom calls train thieves “gang members” and proceeds to apologize to all those insulted gang members out there robbing and pillaging as gang members do. Best of all is hearing that the hep Mars candy people feel obliged to give M&M’s an updated look “representative of today’s society.” Behold.

The New Woke M & M look. Who of those millions letting them melt in their mouths could possibly be offended at this?

UPDATE 12/24/21: The covid edicts have now gone through the looking glass. In Chicago, eating a muffin for more than 10 minutes in the wrong place could ruin your life. 

UPDATE 10/23/21: When looking for proper placement of the totally absurd, there is always Alice’s PC Wonderland, and news of our admirable new Admiral has found a home. 

UPDATE 9/4/21: Men can give birth, 2 +2=5 and capital letters are yet one more example of inequality that must go. This is the newest daffy contribution to the Marxist reconstruction of the world by a multi-degreed Canadian college professor with the enviably Intersectional moniker of Dr. Linda ManyGuns.  Female, check! Indigenous Person, check!.

As Miss Litella would say: Banish Capitalism AND Capitalization too! Special permission granted by the Central Committee to capitalize those hated concepts. No, this is not the Babylon Bee. 

UPDATE 5/9/21: Destined for the most surreal historical annals of political propaganda, we are treated this week to the MAGNIFICIENT, MAJESTIC, TOWERING, SUPREME, IMPERIAL, GIGANTIC Slippery Sleepy Sloppy Joe and his vacuous Dr. Jill. And unintentionally letting us know that the deadly serious mask act is a bad joke on the rest of us.

UPDATE 5/9/21: Where else but through the looking-glass can we witness, straight-faced, the terminal dorkiness of one of the world’s richest, most powerful men and architect of a New World Order/Master Plan for the masses?

Dancing Dork, Master Of The Universe

UPDATE 2/1/21: This is a sorely neglected post due to oversight and definitely not for any scarcity of the absurd. Seeking a place for the 2021 Woke marketplace’s politicized redefinition of “beauty” brings us here. The girl on the left (Left) got a modeling contract because her stepmother is Kamala Walla. We know life isn’t fair, but does it have to be ridiculous? Particularly since the  woman on the right (Right) was never deemed beautiful, glamorous or fashionable enough to make it on any  mainstream fashion magazine cover over the last four years.

step daughterMELANIA PROMO

UPDATE 7/19/18: Remiss at adding regular absurdities here, but this one featuring a…um…er…full-figured, pea-brained SJW writing for Cosmo, posing practically nude in Times Square and expressing delighted OUTRAGE at the reaction brought me immediately to this side of Alice’s Looking Glass. And now I shall leave. Quickly.

UPDATE 11/1/17: Among the female dazzlers making Glamour Magazine’s “Women Of The Year” list: Linda Sarsour, Maxine Waters…There was a time when the word “glamour” meant Ginger Rogers, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor, Grace Kelly. I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more, Toto.

A University of Illinois-Urbana professor, backed up by the administration that hired her, has decreed that math is another form of White privilege. Came from the Greeks. White, you know. In other words, insisting that students of color learn that 2+2=4 is yet another form of racism. Presumably, 2+2 should be 5, 7, 8, 113, whatever one wishes, like one’s gender.

Responsive grounding: Perhaps the U-Ill-Urbana administration that offers and encourages such claptrap might sorely miss the revenue withdrawn by sensible tuition-paying parents and Illinois taxpayers unwilling to underwrite this absurdity.