It appears that cuckoo segments of our PC-infected society pop down Lewis Carroll’s famous rabbit hole of insane, alternative realities almost on a daily basis. Perhaps a little repeated grounding in reality is just what the doctor ordered. Drink me!

The latest lunacy, curioser and curioser:

[Making room here for countless, inevitable UPDATES yet to come.]

UPDATE 12/24/21: The covid edicts have now gone through the looking glass. In Chicago, eating a muffin for more than 10 minutes in the wrong place could ruin your life. 

UPDATE 10/23/21: When looking for proper placement of the totally absurd, there is always Alice’s PC Wonderland, and news of our admirable new Admiral has found a home. 

UPDATE 9/4/21: Men can give birth, 2 +2=5 and capital letters are yet one more example of inequality that must go. This is the newest daffy contribution to the Marxist reconstruction of the world by a multi-degreed Canadian college professor with the enviably Intersectional moniker of Dr. Linda ManyGuns.  Female, check! Indigenous Person, check!.

As Miss Litella would say: Banish Capitalism AND Capitalization too! Special permission granted by the Central Committee to capitalize those hated concepts. No, this is not the Babylon Bee. 

UPDATE 5/9/21: Destined for the most surreal historical annals of political propaganda, we are treated this week to the MAGNIFICIENT, MAJESTIC, TOWERING, SUPREME, IMPERIAL, GIGANTIC Slippery Sleepy Sloppy Joe and his vacuous Dr. Jill. And unintentionally letting us know that the deadly serious mask act is a bad joke on the rest of us.

UPDATE 5/9/21: Where else but through the looking-glass can we witness, straight-faced, the terminal dorkiness of one of the world’s richest, most powerful men and architect of a New World Order/Master Plan for the masses?

Dancing Dork, Master Of The Universe

UPDATE 2/1/21: This is a sorely neglected post due to oversight and definitely not for any scarcity of the absurd. Seeking a place for the 2021 Woke marketplace’s politicized redefinition of “beauty” brings us here. The girl on the left (Left) got a modeling contract because her stepmother is Kamala Walla. We know life isn’t fair, but does it have to be ridiculous? Particularly since the  woman on the right (Right) was never deemed beautiful, glamorous or fashionable enough to make it on any  mainstream fashion magazine cover over the last four years.

step daughterMELANIA PROMO

UPDATE 7/19/18: Remiss at adding regular absurdities here, but this one featuring a…um…er…full-figured, pea-brained SJW writing for Cosmo, posing practically nude in Times Square and expressing delighted OUTRAGE at the reaction brought me immediately to this side of Alice’s Looking Glass. And now I shall leave. Quickly.

UPDATE 11/1/17: Among the female dazzlers making Glamour Magazine’s “Women Of The Year” list: Linda Sarsour, Maxine Waters…There was a time when the word “glamour” meant Ginger Rogers, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor, Grace Kelly. I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more, Toto.

A University of Illinois-Urbana professor, backed up by the administration that hired her, has decreed that math is another form of White privilege. Came from the Greeks. White, you know. In other words, insisting that students of color learn that 2+2=4 is yet another form of racism. Presumably, 2+2 should be 5, 7, 8, 113, whatever one wishes, like one’s gender.

Responsive grounding: Perhaps the U-Ill-Urbana administration that offers and encourages such claptrap might sorely miss the revenue withdrawn by sensible tuition-paying parents and Illinois taxpayers unwilling to underwrite this absurdity.