Aspiring preacher, former aspring POTUS, former aspiring Marine, former namesake of Sir Edmund, former target of Bosnian bullets…

UPDATE 8/15/17: It wouldn’t be “authentically” Hillary’s unless it been extorted or stolen. In this case, her holy Envoy to God plagiarized this Holy Book of Devotionals from a blog. What would Jesus have to say about that?

Your obsequious, thieving toad of a pastor likens your electoral defeat to Jesus on the cross. We get it. We understand. We feel your pain, Hillary. Really. So, we offer you (as Dame Edna would say “in the most loving and caring way”) today’s Devotional!

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