Our inspiring leader, the One we had all been waiting for, the One who modestly stated 2 weeks into the world’s most daunting job, “I like being President. I’m good at it!” proves to be just another lazy, irresponsible, selfish, cold, heartless slob. Commander-in-Chief? Hardly. It’s “Slacker-in-Chief” as Deroy Murdock so aptly anoints him. Surprised?
Never ready for Prime Time…or for that 3 AM call. What? Me worry?
Remember this inspiring peptalk to America’s young from our God-like Coach-in-Chief? Money quotes: “No one’s born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work” and “The story of America isn’t about people who quit when things got tough. It’s about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best.”
So, now we’ve seen His best, and…um…it’s not very good. Plain awful, actually. Paraphrasing Clint’s empty chair pink slip, “We’re gonna have to let you go, pardner.”