Pink Slip to our Slacker-in-Chief

September 30, 2012
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Our inspiring leader, the One we had all been waiting for, the One who modestly stated 2 weeks into the world’s most daunting job, “I like being President. I’m good at it!” proves to be just another lazy, irresponsible, selfish, cold, heartless slob. Commander-in-Chief? Hardly. It’s “Slacker-in-Chief” as Deroy Murdock so aptly anoints him. Surprised?

Never ready for Prime Time…or for that 3 AM call. What? Me worry?

Remember this inspiring peptalk to America’s young from our God-like Coach-in-Chief? Money quotes: “No one’s born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work” and “The story of America isn’t about people who quit when things got tough. It’s about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best.”

So, now we’ve seen His best, and…um…it’s not very good. Plain awful, actually. Paraphrasing Clint’s empty chair pink slip, “We’re gonna have to let you go, pardner.”

3 Responses to Pink Slip to our Slacker-in-Chief

  1. D Roamer on September 30, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    We are in perilous times and no one seems concerned. they may be but just afraid to talk about it. I can understand, living here in California’s ‘enemy’ territory is a challenge.

    By the way, like your site.

    Take care

    • Fred on September 30, 2012 at 9:54 pm

      Thanks. Many are concerned, and everyday many more are getting the courage and clarity to speak out. Let’s hope there are enough of us to turn these scoundrels out on Election Day.

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