Juanita Broadrick and Mary Jo Kopechne: still waiting to testify before Congress.

September 23, 2018
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Juanita Broadrick: credible allegations of rape by one Bill Clinton and not-so-veiled threats from chief kneecapper Hillary “Bruno” Clinton. Ready and willing to testify under oath.

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Mary Jo Kopechne: left to suffocate slowly in a submerged car by “The Lion Of The Senate.” Unavailable to testify.

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Christine Blasey Ford,  former posh preppie, now middle-aged smalltime Trump-hating Social Justice Warrior in an obscure California college. Suddenly confronted with a shot at the Big Time! Answers Dem Party casting call!

“Wanted: Anita Hill impersonator with some connection (however slight) to latest Conservative Supreme Court nominee. Needs to be fully fluent in #MeToo Victim schtick & willing to embroider/improvise tearfully on any possible encounter with said Court nominee. Low risk endeavor, potential high-end dividends: lucrative lecture circuit fees, limos, permanent celebrity & sainthood among the Prog set and sympathetic Media! Contact Dianne Feinstein, U.S. Senate, Washington DC.”

All good little virgins who always tell the truth and are always to be believed.

Good little virgins always tell the truth and are always to be believed.

A cursory look at the Holton Arms Animal House yearbooks (now suddenly scrubbed from the Internet) reveals the oversexed, drug/alcohol FEMALE teen culture of the 1980s from which this dewy maiden sprang.

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Pardon our life-weary cynicism, but to paraphrase Oscar Levant on Doris Day, we all knew Blasey Ford BEFORE she was a virgin.

The good girls of Holton Arms reports to Headmistress Feinstein about that awwwwwfulll Brett Kavanaugh and his friends.

The good girls of Holton Arms report to Headmistress Feinstein about that awwwwwfulll Brett Kavanaugh and his friends.

 

 

One Response to Juanita Broadrick and Mary Jo Kopechne: still waiting to testify before Congress.

  1. […] boys and men who are visibly, vocally on the Left side of the playground. Heedless rock stars like Bill Clintons and Teddy Kennedys are not problems. On the other hand, perceived enemies of the Left like Donald Trump or Brett Kavanaugh must be […]

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