Hillary Agonistes: Always look on the bright side of life!

August 11, 2017
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Devotionals

Aspiring preacher, former aspring POTUS, former aspiring Marine, former namesake of Sir Edmund, former target of Bosnian bullets…

UPDATE 8/15/17: It wouldn’t be “authentically” Hillary’s unless it been extorted or stolen. In this case, her holy Envoy to God plagiarized this Holy Book of Devotionals from a blog. What would Jesus have to say about that?

Your obsequious, thieving toad of a pastor likens your electoral defeat to Jesus on the cross. We get it. We understand. We feel your pain, Hillary. Really. So, we offer you (as Dame Edna would say “in the most loving and caring way”) today’s Devotional!

One Response to Hillary Agonistes: Always look on the bright side of life!

  1. Hillary Clinton | Michelle-Antoinette on August 11, 2017 at 11:37 am

    […] UPDATE 8/11/17: Coinciding with this week’s announcement of Hillary’s ambition to be a gospel-preaching Methodist minister (in between stints as a Marine and POTUS), her rejection by the American electorate has been deemed comparable to Jesus’ crucifixion by her own pastor. There are no words. On the other hand, there ARE words. And music! And much to laugh at. […]

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